A lot has been written for and against a proposed stadium at Macquarie Point for the nascent Tasmania Devils AFL team.

The Tasmanian Planning Commission’s Draft Integrated Assessment neatly summarises the actual facts as opposed to the rhetoric.

No sane person need go on. This stadium proposal is a dud. A lemon. A floparoo. A clanger not a speccy if you speak footy.

Therefore I have come up with an alternative plan for stadium arrangements in general.

This plan enables the team to get off the ground, caters well to the demographics of Tasmania and will cost just $150M. It avoids rushing to build a hideously expensive white element in an inappropriate location.